| Icon | Achievement | Achievers | Value | Tag | |
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R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
8090 | 0,2 | Guide | |
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Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
7339 | 0,4 | Guide | |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door. |
7172 | 0,4 | Guide | |
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Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
6854 | 0,5 | Guide | |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday. |
6845 | 0,5 | Guide | |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
6495 | 0,6 | Guide | |
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Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper. |
6228 | 0,7 | Guide | |
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Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
6154 | 0,7 | Guide | |
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It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss. |
5596 | 0,9 | Guide | |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire. |
5591 | 0,9 | Guide | |
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C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday. |
5025 | 1,1 | Guide | |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
4988 | 1,1 | Guide | |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
4854 | 1,2 | Guide | |
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Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
4640 | 1,3 | Guide | |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 0 / 3 |
4619 | 1,3 | Guide | |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
4479 | 1,3 | Guide | |
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Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
4300 | 1,4 | Guide | |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
3881 | 1,7 | Guide | |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
3578 | 1,9 | Guide | |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire. 0 / 30 |
3462 | 1,9 | Guide | |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
3373 | 2,0 | Guide | |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
3354 | 2,0 | Guide | |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 0 / 10 |
3312 | 2,0 | Guide | |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people. 0 / 1.000 |
3192 | 2,1 | Guide | |
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Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
3043 | 2,3 | Guide | |
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Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2965 | 2,3 | Guide | |
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FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits. |
2955 | 2,3 | Guide | |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday. |
2902 | 2,4 | Guide | |
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Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 0 / 30 |
2875 | 2,4 | Guide | |
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Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2793 | 2,5 | Guide | |
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Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2659 | 2,6 | Guide | |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2539 | 2,8 | Guide | |
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I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2484 | 2,8 | Guide | |
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You are not alone Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2473 | 2,8 | Guide | |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars. 0 / 30 |
2458 | 2,8 | Guide | |
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Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2428 | 2,9 | Guide | |
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There's always money in the banana stand Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2332 | 3,0 | Guide | |
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Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2310 | 3,0 | Guide | |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2304 | 3,0 | Guide | |
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2286 | 3,1 | Guide | |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads. 0 / 30 |
2263 | 3,1 | Guide | |
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A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2224 | 3,1 | Guide | |
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Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 0 / 30 |
2220 | 3,1 | Guide | |
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I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day. |
2210 | 3,2 | Guide | |
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Found 'em faster than GWB Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2163 | 3,2 | Guide | |
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I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2144 | 3,3 | Guide | |
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RAFIBOMB!!! Kicked 10 people in the balls. 0 / 30 |
2118 | 3,3 | Guide | |
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One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2095 | 3,3 | Guide | |
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Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 0 / 20 |
1932 | 3,6 | Guide | |
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Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 0 / 10 |
1898 | 3,6 | Guide | |
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Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
1801 | 3,8 | Guide | |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy Mauled 30 people with your dog. 0 / 30 |
1785 | 3,8 | Guide | |
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John Rambo'd! Made a very long killing spree. |
1714 | 4,0 | Guide | |
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SCREW that game! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
1599 | 4,2 | Guide | |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
1550 | 4,3 | Guide | |
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Gary vs. The K. Man Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
1422 | 4,7 | Guide | |
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Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
1406 | 4,7 | Guide | |
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Ape Gape Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
1273 | 5,1 |  Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Dick Message Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
1208 | 5,3 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Ladies Love Cake Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
1141 | 5,6 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Hobo Sexual Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
1086 | 5,8 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Rich on Reddit Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
1077 | 5,8 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
1076 | 5,8 | Guide | |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
1065 | 5,9 | Guide | |
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PooMasher Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
1065 | 5,9 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
1064 | 5,9 | Guide | |
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You Snow Nothing John Blow Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
1015 | 6,1 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Ode to Eddings Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
929 | 6,5 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
810 | 7,1 | Guide | |
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My Name is Jesus Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
708 | 7,8 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Adderall4All Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
669 | 8,2 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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Harder than r/gonewild Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
655 | 8,3 | Pa.Lo.Guide |
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